I’ve heard some time ago that one guy was searching for his keys and he couldn’t find the anywere. Finally, annoyed to hell, he used Google to search “my fucking keys”.
The response was very well search engine optimized:
“Your fucking keys are on the refrigerator, where you let them, deepshit!”.
We can not offer you that, not yet, but we are on the right way to that.
Husband searching keywords on Google “How to tackle wife?” Google’s only search result “still searching”.
Meanwhile, if the next image does not very much meaning for you it’s OK: it’s designed for the search engines… and, implicitly, to all the Google vans that might go by.