The dependency of Internet

You can realize that you are Internet dependent when:

• You kiss your girlfriend web page and / or Facebook profile;
• You need 15 minutes to reach at the other end of your bookmarks;
• You have a web page and Facebook logo stuck on retina;
• The first thing you do after you wake up is to grab the smartphone and / or the tablet;
• You access Facebook more than 10 hours a day;
• It doesn't pass a day you don't get at least 20 de pokemons;
• You acces a search engine and you are thinking what to search;
• You refuse to go on vacantion in a place without electricity and phones;
• You finally go in the trip, but only after you get a cell phone and a laptop;
• You dream only faster connextions: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3...;
• During the night you dream in HTML;
• In Word or Open Office, after every dot you add „com”;
• When you turn your modem off you have the feeling you've killed a friend;
• When you go to the bathroom you say that you are downloading from Internet;
• Your hearth start beating faster and faster when you see a www at tv, even you are not a cardiac;
• You are getting out from the room, realise that your parents moved away and you have no idea when this happened;
• You open the interfon when you get out from the room to hear when you get an e-mail;
• Your wife puts a blond wig on the monitor to remind you how she looks;
• All your friends have a @ in their name;
• If you try anyone links you observe that they are all coloured in lavender;
• Your dog have it's own Internet site / Facebook page / Facebook profile;
• You have finished accesing all the Lycos links and half of Yahoo links;
• You don't call your mother becuase she does not have a modem;
• You realise that there is no noise in the house and you don't know where the kids are;
• You think that there is nothing hotter that a guy in pants lighted by a monitor SVGA by 17";
• You check the email account and you have no new email so you check it again;
• When somebody asks you how old are you, you say that you are 3.x;
• You get your Romtelecom detailed invoice into a refrigerator box;
• A full month after you died you are stiil logged on to your mirc channel because you have made the neccessary arrangements (BNC);
• You do your homework in HTML and you get your teacher the URL;
• Your kid's names are Fedora, Mozilla and SuSe;
• Your husband tells you that he have a 2 months stubble;
• You wife is 6 months pregnant and you haven't noticed it. You can't recall impregnating her because you were whatching that hot babes on Instagram;
• You start to search HTML tags in bus stations;
• You get waken at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and when you get back you check your email address;
• You tell the cab driver to get you to http://victory.street/red.block;
• You tell the kids that they are not allowed at the computer because „daddy have work to do” when you are unemployed;
• Your friends don't get emails anymore, they just enter your mirc channel;
• You buy a Star Trek kind of chair with built-in keyboard and mouse;
• Your wife has a new rule: „The computer is no allowed in bed”;
• You know the Internet so well that you don't need search engines anymore;
• The last girl you've accosted was only a jpeg;
• You ask a plumber how much would cost you to install a toilet chair instead your computer chair;
• Your forget in what year and in what town or country your are – thay have no meaning anymore;
• Turn your head aside to smile;
• You ask the doctor to implant a terra of memory in your head;
• You let the modem speaker on because it remainds you about the sound of the ocean, the perfect song to browse the Internet;
• You turn on your computer and turn off your wife;
• When your car falls into abyss your first reaction is to push the button „back”.